Saturday is Joke Time! Have a Joke and a smile!

“That is the best – to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.” Gloria Vanderbilt

Today I have chosen 4 jokes about music:

1. The Composer:
One afternoon, Sir Adrian Boult was conducting a program of contemporary music, one of the items being a work by the composer X. The rehearsal had been going on for some time when Mr. X himself arrived, sat in the hall, and listened to the music for a while, showing increasing signs of restlessness and irritation. In the end he stood up. “Sir Adrian,” he called out, “Sir Adrian, could you PLEASE take it a little quicker?” Sir Adrian Boult peered out into the hall. “Ah, Mr. X,” he said, “Yes, certainly, we can take it quicker if you wish. But you do realize that we haven’t come to your piece yet, don’t you?”

2. The Jazz Player:
A jazz player dies and goes to heaven… (no that’s not the joke)… Once he gets there, St. Peter points to where the heavenly jazz band is forming. The guy goes there and sees all of the greats that ever lived… Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, everybody! Duke Ellington was conducting the band. “Duke, this is some kind of band! I mean, you’ve got everybody here! This is great!” “Yeah,” Duke replies, “it’s okay.” The jazz player is shocked. “OK? This is the greatest band ever!” Duke replied, “Yeah, the band’s great. But see, God has this girlfriend, and she sings.

3. Sopranos and other vocalists:
Question:t’s the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
Answer You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Question What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
Answer The jewelry.

Question: How can you tell when your lead singer is at your door?
Answer: He can’t find the key, and he doesn’t know when to come in.

4. Famous Frog:
Two girls are walking along when they hear… “Psst! Down here!” They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, “Hey, if you kiss me I’ll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!” The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket. The other girl said, “What did you do that for?” The first replied, “I’m not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!”