Joke Time
It’s Saturday, it’s Joke Time!
This is post 25 in Connie Ragens 30 Days Challenge.
First an inspirational quote about laughter:
“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
And now time to smile and laugh! Today I have chosen 5 kids jokes:
1. Longest word:
TEACHER: What’s the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
2. Plural of Baby:
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what’s the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins!
3. At once!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
4. The Frog at McDonald’s:
Teacher: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
Pupil: French flies and a diet Croak
5. Cat Family:
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
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Humour is the best medicine, we need to remember to laugh during all the planning and setting of goals, thanks for the reminder
thanks, Maeve
Plural of baby. Very good! Thanks for the miles of smiles.
My pleasure! I learn so much regarding language by posting these jokes!