Have a Joke and a Smile!

This is my blog post number 4 in Connie Ragen’s 30 Days Blog Challenge.

I have dedicated this blog post to laughter. We all need to laugh now and then – well actually we should laugh every day. We know from science that certain beneficial hormones and chemicals are released in our brain when we are happy and when we laugh. And being with happy, smiling people is so much more fun than spending time with grumpy people.

So today I will share 5 jokes with you that I have found different places around the internet. On of them even gave me a victory in a Twitter joke contest!

Warning!! Some of the jokes might be a bit “dirty”!

Here they are:

1. The Nudist Camp:
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

2. Sheep in a Fence:
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, “I wish that was Sharon Stone.”

George echoed, “I wish it was Demi Moore.”

Little Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark . . . ”

3. The Vase and the Blonde:
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The red head says, “Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

4. The rich Widow:
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE …NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON’T BEAT ME UP
2) WON’T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you? And what do you want?”

“Hi,” he said, ” your search is over, for I’m the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms so I can’t beat you up and no legs so I can’t run away.”

“Well, then,” she said, “what makes you think that you’re so great in bed?”

To which he replied,….. “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

5. My Prize Winning Joke:
Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?

A. Because their plugged into a genius!Have a joke and a Smile

Thank you!

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