I admit: I love Twitter!

Don’t you?

It’s an amazing platform for creating networks all around the world. It’s a platform that makes it easy to share all kinds of information.

I want to share these twitter Cartoons and hope they will make you smile and laugh.

Thank you!

Saturday is Joke Time! Have a Joke and a smile!

“That is the best – to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.” Gloria Vanderbilt

Today I have chosen 4 jokes about music:

1. The Composer:
One afternoon, Sir Adrian Boult was conducting a program of contemporary music, one of the items being a work by the composer X. The rehearsal had been going on for some time when Mr. X himself arrived, sat in the hall, and listened to the music for a while, showing increasing signs of restlessness and irritation. In the end he stood up. “Sir Adrian,” he called out, “Sir Adrian, could you PLEASE take it a little quicker?” Sir Adrian Boult peered out into the hall. “Ah, Mr. X,” he said, “Yes, certainly, we can take it quicker if you wish. But you do realize that we haven’t come to your piece yet, don’t you?”

2. The Jazz Player:
A jazz player dies and goes to heaven… (no that’s not the joke)… Once he gets there, St. Peter points to where the heavenly jazz band is forming. The guy goes there and sees all of the greats that ever lived… Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, everybody! Duke Ellington was conducting the band. “Duke, this is some kind of band! I mean, you’ve got everybody here! This is great!” “Yeah,” Duke replies, “it’s okay.” The jazz player is shocked. “OK? This is the greatest band ever!” Duke replied, “Yeah, the band’s great. But see, God has this girlfriend, and she sings.

3. Sopranos and other vocalists:
Question:t’s the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
Answer You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Question What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
Answer The jewelry.

Question: How can you tell when your lead singer is at your door?
Answer: He can’t find the key, and he doesn’t know when to come in.

4. Famous Frog:
Two girls are walking along when they hear… “Psst! Down here!” They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, “Hey, if you kiss me I’ll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!” The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket. The other girl said, “What did you do that for?” The first replied, “I’m not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!”

Joke Time

It’s Saturday, it’s Joke Time!

This is post 25 in Connie Ragens 30 Days Challenge.

First an inspirational quote about laughter:
“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

And now time to smile and laugh! Today I have chosen 5 kids jokes:

1. Longest word:
TEACHER: What’s the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

2. Plural of Baby:
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what’s the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins!

3. At once!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!

4. The Frog at McDonald’s:
Teacher: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
Pupil: French flies and a diet Croak

5. Cat Family:
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

Have a Joke and a Smile!

It’s Saturday, and Saturday is Joke Day! Have a Joke and a Smile!

As said by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe:  “Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.”

1. The Secret of Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

2. Who’s the Boss?
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers,” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. “Hell,” he said. ”I can’t get into your panties!”
She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way its going to stay until your attitude changes.”

3. The FBI Interviews
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go into that room and kill your wife.” The guy says, “No way,” and leaves FBI headquarters.

The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.

Finally the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room. “What happened?” asks the FBI agent.

“Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks… I had to kill her with the chair.”

4. Hairy Problem
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, “Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?”

The doctor asks, “Well, how long does the hair grow?”

The lady replies, “From here to my penis, but that’s a different story!”